Some interesting examples of student work. It definitely proves to me that I have a
looooong road ahead of me. These are not even the beginning of all of them, but these are sufficient to provide a headache for you for the time being. (And, yes, these are all actual students of mine.)
The good news is that if she really is a "
terorist," I doubt she's smart enough to actually pull it off.
(See answer to #2) Yes, everyone, I apparently taught my students the
WWMS? rule for websites.
I've never really met anyone who is "color
bling," but that might be interesting.
Whenever you become the subject of creative writing, it becomes dangerous. (By the way, this isn't really a limerick as the assignment asks, but it's at least interesting.)
Favorite line: "[...] it just comes and goes, like a rib on a plate." Um, what?
Yes, John Deer's father was always just pasting away during those formative years. It's a good thing the fumes from the adhesive didn't get to poor John and ruin his inventing powers.
This one isn't so much funny as sad. If you're going to hang a sign, perhaps getting it punctuated correctly could be a priority?
Yes, and "your" last in spelling!
I also often get into a "
pissy mood" when people piss me off. I guess
Jem and I have a lot in common.
The good news is that if she really is a "terorist," I doubt she's smart enough to actually pull it off.
(See answer to #2) Yes, everyone, I apparently taught my students the WWMS? rule for websites.
I've never really met anyone who is "color bling," but that might be interesting.
Whenever you become the subject of creative writing, it becomes dangerous. (By the way, this isn't really a limerick as the assignment asks, but it's at least interesting.)
Favorite line: "[...] it just comes and goes, like a rib on a plate." Um, what?
Yes, John Deer's father was always just pasting away during those formative years. It's a good thing the fumes from the adhesive didn't get to poor John and ruin his inventing powers.
This one isn't so much funny as sad. If you're going to hang a sign, perhaps getting it punctuated correctly could be a priority?
Yes, and "your" last in spelling!
I also often get into a "pissy mood" when people piss me off. I guess Jem and I have a lot in common. 